Thursday, July 29, 2010

Vampires vs. Werewolves :P

-vs-

Are you kidding me?! Oh heck nah, I'm not answering that. I like vampires and werewolves. Deal. I shall make a random list now of the awesome things about both vampires and werewolves. Maybe some comparison too.

WEREWOLVES:
1) They don't die! Unless they are shot by a silver bullet.

VAMPIRES:
1) They don't die! Unless stabbed by a wooden stake.

WEREWOLVES:
2) They are night time shifters, under the full moon.

VAMPIRES:
2) They are night dwellers.

See the similarities...

WEREWOLVES:
3) They're strong.

VAMPIRES:
3) They're strong... ish.

WEREWOLVES:
4) Epic ginormous teeth!!!

VAMPIRES:
4) They have those fangs.

WEREWOLVES:
5) They can rip you to shreds.

VAMPIRES:
5) They can bite your neck, and make you live forever... Is that a bad thing???

WEREWOLVES:
6) They have a heart.

VAMPIRES:
6) They are kind of cold. Just sayin'.

WEREWOLVES:
7) You can pet 'em. :P

VAMPIRES:
7) Um, well, you can pat them on the shoulder.

WEREWOLVES:
8) They don't need clothes to be awesome. As they turn in the moonlight, the clothes just get torn off anyway.

VAMPIRES:
8) They need clothes. These guys are pale and don't need to be little glosticks walking through the night.

WEREWOLVES:
9) Are just awesome!!!

VAMPIRES:
9) I'm starting to lose it with them...

WEREWOLVES:
10) ARE AWESOME!!!

VAMPIRES:
10) Sorry, who are you again?

So, um, I think werewolves won today. Yeah. Who do you think should win?